Humor in uniform

Written by BDJ Desk

The Pentagon announced that its fight against ISIS and will be called Operation Inherent Resolve. They came up with that name using Operation Random Thesaurus.
Jimmy Fallon

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During orientation at Fort Sill, in Oklahoma, our first sergeant stated that if anyone lost his locker key to see him, as he kept a master key in his office. Sure enough, a few weeks later, I lost my key. I walked into the orderly's room and asked Sarge if I could borrow his master key?

"Why, certainly, young man," he said, as he reached under his desk and handed me a large pair of bolt cutters.
John Dannar, Pasadena, Texas